Twitter

This, as with all other things on this wiki, is a work in progress.


My Twitter account

Twitshirts I'm considering getting:

Those who cannot automate tasks are condemned to repeat them.
    — http://twitter.com/rk/statuses/1588630191

OH: It was a windy day in California and the knuckleball danced
    — http://twitter.com/kirinqueen/status/1530948950

The world's going, as ever, to hell in a handbasket. What are
you going to do about it? My recommendation is to build awesome
shit.
    — http://twitter.com/lachlanhardy/status/1520257634

I swear to God, I am *this* close to building an HTML
specification generator in the style of those old "Choose Your
Own Adventure" books.
    — http://twitter.com/diveintomark/status/1480541033

Denial By Obscurity Attack: Seen in standards groups, the
constant repetition of trivial, academic issues versus real
functionality.
    — http://twitter.com/bradneuberg/status/1479035717

Just had my 5-month-old help me out with an emacs key-chord.
gotta start 'em young...
    — http://twitter.com/jdhuntington/status/1383029911

@hober the stout just isn't the same without your slurring
    — http://twitter.com/drluckyspin/status/1346932822

@samruby i enjoyed your html history. very zen-like,
unencumbered as it was by facts, context, or perspective of any
kind. well done.
    — http://twitter.com/diveintomark/status/1344958151

“RDF is simple in the way Go is simpler than Chess” — hsivonen
    — http://twitter.com/gsnedders/status/1337706148

While your newfound concern for the future of HTML is touching,
it would be easier to stomach if you hadn't ignored it for 10
fucking years.
    — http://twitter.com/diveintomark/status/1336512675

I think I could easily live the rest of my life happily without
using pbwiki ever again... :)
    — http://twitter.com/sckerr/status/1313216669

Dorchester, Southie and Brighton
Excellent places for fightin'
Get you arse over here
And buy me a beer
So that I may curse and enlighten.
    — http://twitter.com/kayhanley/status/1301182668

recommends "when in doubt, add more Ghostbusters references"
    — http://twitter.com/joelgrus/status/1259298269

I'm 01100110 01100101 01100101 01101100 01101001 01101110
01100111 00100000 01101100 01110101 01100011 01101011 01111001
00001010
    — http://twitter.com/google/status/1251523388

Some people, when confronted with a problem, think "I know, I'll
quote Jamie Zawinski." Now they have two problems.
    — http://twitter.com/diveintomark/status/1249729494

wants a search engine with an "always return the most relevant
Wikipedia article as the top result" option
    — http://twitter.com/joelgrus/status/1210352708

you people who prefer the filling to the cookie on an Oreo: what
is wrong with you?
    — http://twitter.com/kirinqueen/status/1208120513

Just learned about HTTP Error Code 418: I'm a little teapot;
resource MAY be short and stout (RFC 2324).
    — http://twitter.com/chrismessina/status/1151232548

I wanted to do commercials for the Android phone. But, they'd
never heard of me.
    — http://twitter.com/BrentSpiner/status/1149785705

i wish i had the temperament for standards work, but there's a
roy in every field(ing).
    — http://twitter.com/diveintomark/status/1142232859

I'm not too good at numbers but HOLY FUCK Google made a lot of
money last year. Thanks for clicking on ads, dipshits.
    — http://twitter.com/diveintomark/status/1140911457

Overheard: "Hey, you look like Wolverine — where are your..
goddamn... metal shit... things?"
    — http://twitter.com/joebird/status/1127621751

From the Django docs: "Oh, and one more thing: Making humans
edit XML is sadistic!" So. True.
    — http://twitter.com/chrismessina/status/1123085717

Awesomeness of friends: curve exits top of chart. Must
recalibrate. Also, @lindsaydayton makes a damn fine gluten-free
peanut butter cookie.
    — http://twitter.com/valdelane/status/1115057546

KotD: "I'm not crying or kissing a stranger, so 2009 may not
suck." Happy new year, Kvetchers!
    — http://twitter.com/kvetch/status/1097471548

I can't believe how much I've missed reading Planet Emacsen.
Reading other #emacs geeks' posts about hacking the editor makes
me want to. =)
    — http://twitter.com/sachac/status/1057016724

Anybody can start a: website, band, clothing line, magazine,
trend, rumor, lie spreading quickly as speech, dance craze,
riot, business.
    — http://twitter.com/al3x/status/1050814372

"the younger generation chats digitally, and the older
generation treats those chats as written correspondence."
Schneier http://bit.ly/chat
    — http://twitter.com/kevinmarks/status/1021616196

I'll get caned for a 20% top marginal tax rate.
    — http://twitter.com/ilovemypitbull/status/1015479602

I just don't like presidents. Projecting so much aspiration on a
single good man with power to make things happen is depressingly
primate.
    — http://twitter.com/willwilkinson/status/991160356

If your gut instinct is "Schedule a meeting", you're part of the
problem.
    — http://twitter.com/rands/status/988482013

Dull red autumn wind/Sol, so far away, so weak/Phoenix voiceless
now.
    — http://twitter.com/timbray/status/982971197

@twitter's description of itself (front page) is 182 characters.
COME ON NOW.
    — http://twitter.com/numist/status/982541598

I like to have a Guinness before I go to sleep, but when my
bedtime is 8am, it feels wrong.
    — http://twitter.com/MarinaMartin/status/973581272

I asked myself, "what would @hober do?" and of course the answer
was, "go to @stoutsd."
    — http://twitter.com/kirinqueen/status/969646444

OH: "When you say RDF, Artur Bergman will punch you in the
face."
    — http://twitter.com/chrismessina/status/963082639

Well, it's official: I'm the only person on
alt.tv.bosom-buddies.fanfic who still respects the fucking
canon.
    — http://twitter.com/fireland/status/962822379

@topfunky: "we need a Godwin's law to talk about when
programmers start talking about their text editors"
    — http://twitter.com/sintaxi/status/955992148

my Volvo thinks a six pack of Pumpkinhead is as important as a
person; it wanted me to fasten it in with a seatbelt. not sure i
disagree.
    — http://twitter.com/sogrady/status/936388738

Having lunch with the Fail Whale. Apparently his schedule is
finally clearing up.
    — http://twitter.com/djangopony/status/926155998

Sometimes I wonder why so many people at my office think I'm
gay. Then I realize I'm rocking out in my cubicle to ABBA and
Pet Shop Boys.
    — http://twitter.com/dizfactor/status/919304677

Pro tip: if you find yourself saying "I wish someone would edit
this damn wiki," you're doing it wrong.
    — http://twitter.com/diveintomark/status/917842770

Wrapper divs are the new spacer.gifs
    — http://twitter.com/grossberg/status/891230982

@djwaters1 The really spooky thing is using MAME and realising
the 80s games take up less space than website favicons
    — http://twitter.com/kevinmarks/status/884432123

I think I'm going to become an extreme locavore, where I only
eat food I find in my apartment. Preferable in the cabinets or
the fridge...
    — http://twitter.com/harrisj/status/873804307

Are you ready to celebrate? Well, get ready: We have ICE!!!!!
Yes, ICE, *WATER ICE* on Mars! w00t!!! Best day ever!!
    — http://twitter.com/MarsPhoenix/status/839088619

Sometimes I need coffee before I can deal with the complexity of
the coffee-making process.
    — http://twitter.com/zare_k/status/834061318

surprisingly no google matches for "sexp and the city"... Lisp
bloggers, you missed a golden opportunity there for a post
title...
    — http://twitter.com/harrisj/status/827374958

just opened a keg in @hober's honor
    — http://twitter.com/mokolabs/status/802847565

On a bus to meet my hero @hober! Feel like I'm that chick on
Oprah who wanted to meet Tom Cruise, only @hober is WAY cooler!
    — http://twitter.com/MarinaMartin/status/802230523

Pondering the similarity between a Unix shutdown sequence and
Mr. Rogers as he put away his toys at the end of an episode.
    — http://twitter.com/emacsen/status/784626570

Just popped my karoake cherry with the ultimate rickroll.
    — http://twitter.com/adactio/status/779048405

Just met Erin of snowclones.org fame!
    — http://twitter.com/adactio/status/779014430

OH: "Wordpress? What's wrong with EMACS?"
    — http://twitter.com/t/status/778098268

Holy crap — no retardation on public-html@ for two full days.
Could it be?
    — http://twitter.com/h3h/status/619635882

Oh I forgot to Twitter. For months.
    — http://twitter.com/khoi/status/401825542

just pressed the "down button" for the stairs. Except, unlike
elevators, stairs don't have down buttons. They have fire
alarms.
    — http://twitter.com/rentzsch/status/399223852

I got a real, live computational linguistics job!
    — http://twitter.com/kirinqueen/status/384059922

Every time someone says "user-generated-content", a kitten gets
cancer.
    — http://twitter.com/timbray/status/340487512

breakfast tags: html5 microformats. theory: most html5 drama is
a result of pragmatic empiricists finally challenging idealistic
dogmatists.
    — http://twitter.com/t/status/318565892

position:relative; could actually be a description of a
freelance developer's job situation
    — http://twitter.com/codepo8/status/274487672

there are basically only 6 billion types of people in the world
    — http://twitter.com/ineffabelle/status/237326172

dear firebug, you have saved me so many times, thank you for
doing it again
    — http://twitter.com/Natbat/status/167508672

Matsuzaka's numbers: 7.0 innings. 1 run on 6 hits. 1 walk and 10
strikeouts. 108 pitches thrown, 74 for strikes.
    — http://twitter.com/redsoxcast/status/20263351

"Almost all our faults are more pardonable than the methods we
resort to hide them." – Duc de La Rochefoucauld
    — http://twitter.com/nivi/status/19451701

health, blood sugar, caffeine levels more important than being
IRL in a mtg n starving for 3hrs.
    — http://twitter.com/t/status/4858793

i wish there was some way to turn off the internets and still
get work done
    — http://twitter.com/placenamehere/status/4736443

Web 3.0 will have Galactica-style angled corners.
    — http://twitter.com/lmorchard/status/4574763

Copyright © 2008, 2009 Edward O’Connor. CC BY-SA 3.0.

changed April 22, 2009